You think you the main chick – Shem skepsel
Written By Fana The Purp
This article was inspired by twitter a day before Valentine’s Day; I witnessed many women making fun of side chicks. Sad thing is that the chicks that were making these jokes were side chicks, I know this because, – and I know their apparent boyfriends main girlfriends. The other reason I wrote this article is that my then girlfriend asked me to write it, I know this was a trap.
Defining what a side chick is irrelevant, yet this article will assist in identifying if you are one.
Society looks down on side chicks, but depending on how you look at it, they play a very important role. A lot may say this is a generalization, maybe it is, or not – same as society claiming side chicks are a problem, is something I disagree with. Side chicks bring balance in a relationship; this is only true if discreet methods are applied. However, a lot disagree, but that is a story for another day…
Let me not delay the discussion at hand, How to validate if you are a side chick or not? Are as follows –
“Funny how many birds thought they were dating me; guess convertibles are the new sedans. Truth hurts, why would I lie, yet lies get me laid. Listening is a skill, words versus reality; I suggest improve your math. She’s just a friend, yeah right, because next week – glow in the dark birds will be my half sisters *mwah*” – Purpi Buff
The name validationYou think pet names are cute, well; here is a secret from gameville. Game rule #3A – Avoid calling her by her name, pet names will be the substitute. Reason being, trust will forever be lost if you call her by the wrong name.
Without trust, one cannot tame the bird. If the pet name skill is not one’s style, alternative is to never address her by any name, yet start speaking with constant eye contact at all times and/or physical contact.
Note: Other form of communication does not count; this includes phone conversations, emails and social networks, only in-person interaction.
The name Test
Write down the pet name he calls you by and your full name, then compare how many times he calls you by your real name compared to the pet name. Turn the answer into percentage; if the difference is 40% and less, then you are a side-chick. Only a 10year relationships can have a below 40% difference. Reason being, by then you will be married, as you cannot date for 10years unless you are retarded.
Residential address validation
If you do not know where he stays, really now Fana? This is what a lot of you are thinking, how can you date someone, and you do not know where he stays. Wish I could say I was lying but this is the sad reality, as I know many guys who have and I doing this. I for one have dated a few chicks who did not know where I stayed.
This goes as far as you always spend time with him at his boys place or yours (there is nothing special about you; he is always at your place as he does not want you to know where he stays). It is easy to claim you know where he stays yet you have never entered, because he said he stays with his mom and she has banned him from bringing girls over. You end up outside chilling by the gate, trust me that excuse works magic, I have used it many times! After walking the girl home or she drives away, I go home, five streets away from where we were (my boy’s gate).
It goes as far as when you call him to say you want come over, he is not around, or he is on his way to your place. Be honest, are you sure the place he shows you as his own, is really where he stays – after all his address changes every month or weekend.
We been doing it, example – my place is neutral, no pictures and anything of sentimental value. Amagents borrow each other cribs all the time and hotels are affordable nowadays, thanks to formula one.
The residential test
- Ask him to show you something sentimental, maybe a picture album.
- Test him by rearranging the place, move things to your order, come back after a few weeks, and come randomly check if things will still be in your setup.
- Go through his clothes; while he is not paying attention ask him randomly where he bought certain items, ask prices and check sizes. Write down the prices he gives you and mark certain clothing, in 2weeks time ask him the same thing and check if his wardrobe has changed.
- Take all of his dirty clothes especially underwear and say you going to wash them at your place.
Mobile validation
The test of the cellular phone, this has nothing to do with security code. If you do have access to his phone, in order to identify who is the main girlfriend. Check his photo gallery, if he does not have a picture of you yet has hundreds of pictures posing with different women. Start to worry, as a man has pride in his woman and there is no way he can fail to have a picture of you. This has nothing to do with whether she is photogenic, ugly or whatever the case, a man keeps a photo of his woman as he is not ashamed of her and can explain to anyone without fear who she is.
By the way, did you know of the “this is my sister” trick, usually if you go through his pictures, there would be a reasonable amount of pictures of the same woman? When you ask who she is, he will tell you it is his younger or older sister, he loves her to bits she means the world to him. Ever wondered, if she is his sister that he loves dearly why has he not introduced you to her?
Ladies validating if you are the main woman is difficult, as I stated on cheaters conference day 4, “I wish I could be of assistance in how women can identify the “first lady” status, yet the answer “lies” with the man.” It is easy to be deceived into believing you are the main woman, as a man will treat you like his main woman yet the day the truth is revealed, I feel for your heart. There is nothing wrong with being happy about your man, yet do not be cocky and tease side-chicks while you don’t have a ring on your finger or your fathers kraal does not have your man’s cows.
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